Hello hello hello!!! :D :D :D


My partner has ordered a new 225, does that entitle me to chat on here? :P

welcome to the forums.

Hope we can help with any Q's you might have.
Where in london you based as there are a load of us in the london area.

Hello Alex, i am based in East London.

Me being a girl, ill probably have loads of questions to ask and some of them will probably be quite obvious to most of you - so im just fore warning you all :P :oops: :P :oops: :P

heh....dont worry.

Im based in Hendon (North London) though most of the other london people are you way actually. When we meet up next be sure to get your other half to bring you down.

Welcome along Ashleigh,


Great to see you on here! :D

OK i will do Alex.

Hello shinyautos.com - im guessing that isn't your real name :P :lol: :lol: :P but nice to meet you too.

Welcome aboard Ashleigh, great to have some ladies on here. Hope you enjoy your new car. The guys on here are great will help you out with most things.
Happy easter Phill.

Hi there Ashleigh Welcome and feel free to ask silly questions I do all the time!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Welcome along, i'm sure you will get all the info you need.

I like the sound of you JamieMac - silly questions all the way!!! :P :P

If it takes two weeks to walk a fortnight, how long does it take to sandpaper an elephant down to a greyhound?

Ooooohhhh i know the answer to this one :P

let me know when you give up!

Ummmmmmmmm ok if it takes two weeks to walk a fortnight it must take longer than two weeks to sandpaper down an elephant to a greyhound, cos you've been walking for the first two weeks - am i close?

miles away, give up?

God your impatience - oh go on then i give up :P :lol: :P :lol: :P

the answer is:

2 slices of milk!

Told you I ask silly questions but I make a lovely, after dinner speaker :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah :lol:

Ok, my turn - ummmm silly question - whats black and blue ALLLLLLLLLL the time?

the answer is:

2 slices of milk!

Told you I ask silly questions but I make a lovely, after dinner speaker :lol: :lol: :lol:

wat in gods name are you on about :lol: :lol:

welcome to the nut house ash and dont mind jay he just a bad experience with an efelump.

thats an old one :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah? Sounds interesting? :lol:

do you really wanna know :?:

Course :lol:

where do i start?

Jamie you little slapper! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The end would be the best place to start i think - :P

Would you like to know about my car or about my marriage, coz I got loads of stories
:lol:

just talk divorce and he will be your bitch all night :lol: :lol:

got home ok then J

damn yeah mate, albeit very fast :lol:

love them lanes on the A25, bit tight some of them bends :? almost :roll:

Oh you married? Ooooooooohhhhh tell me.

Hate people who are married - well thats a lie i don't hate people who are married, just think what a waste - have some fun. No point being tied down to one person :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well actually forget what i just said - i don't hate people who are married, i kinda respect them for knowing or at least thinking at the time they get married, that that is the person they want to spend the rest of their life with.


God im getting all heavy - please excuse me.

Go ahead JamieMac - tell me all. Typical women me, like a good gossip, even about people i don't know!!!

not married any longer, bad divorce, cost a lot of money but now everyone thinks i am a tart, how dare they I say!

My wife of 8 years left me for another man, coz I am inferior and forgot the kids which was fine by me!

And it was very messy

Still there or have you fallen asleep?

Ooooohhh poor you - sounds like you need cheering up? :P :P :P



So how old are you then JamieMac if you were married for 8 years?

If you don't mind me asking that is :?

I am 30 years old, and eyes of blue!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oooh big 30 then.

Cool, you were young to get married then weren't you? Making up for it now i bet! :P

How old are you then?

Only 21 - but i prefer older men :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Its like a dating agencie here aint it! :lol: :lol:

yummy yummy

Only 21 - but i prefer older men :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

theres older men and theres jamie :lol: :lol:

Hello shinyautos.com going to join in? :P :P :P

ooooh 3some :D

I thought you said your boyfriend was getting a 225 boyfriend being the key word :lol:

Ooohh hello andy bassett - another one :P :P :P

Hello shinyautos.com going to join in? :P :P :P



You can call me Adam darling! Every one else does :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah, i didn't say boyfriend, i said partner - we have a VERY open relationship.

Hence why i am sort of envious of married couples.

But we don't mind - more the merrier. But not together - if you get me.

God i sound like a right s**t. I'm not, really i'm not. We are very truthful with each other, but we don't join in together with other people. Does that make sense.

Makes it hard for me to meet people actually, because either they see me as a tart or they don't like the idea of me being with more than one man.


Ooohh i so hope i have messed my chances up of having a good ol natter on here saying all this - but like i said, i am a very truthful girl :P :P

god no, want my address

Ashleigh,


I doubt you've spoilt your chances, you've just increased them to every bloke on here thinking they've found the perfect women!!



Go on ma girl get in there! :lol: :lol: :lol:

hell no bring it on, we love all this, well me jay and adam do anyway :lol:

into alsorts us :wink: :lol:

oh im 6ft 3 brown hair and 28

Good good.

Sorry no meet ups until i know someone - ooohhh for at least 24 hours.

I make a mean brekkie :lol: :lol:

Yup into all sorts us lot!!!


Not Focus ST's though!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

and i make the bed :wink:

Well Andy Bassett - thank you for the description!!!

Guess you want to know what i'm like? :lol:

hmmm yeah
:lol:

bring it on

Short, dumpy and fat :P :P :P :P

Now i hope you know i was joking! :shock:

Photo?

I make a good breakfast make the bed and do the cleaning!!! :lol: :lol:

few hours in the sack and you will be tall slim and out of breath :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds like a good work out.

Now seriously paint this picture (if you can):

shoulder length brown hair (brown ok with you boys? Blonde is a bit outdated don't you think? - sorry to all those blondes out there though, don't mean to sound rude - honest).


slimish - well not skinny, so sorry to you if thats ya game - am i slowly windling out some of you guys?

Ooohh what else, blue eyes, NO spots - i pride myself on that.

All limbs in tact, no missing chunks or nothing.

What else?

Dress size?

Address?

Phone number?

:lol:

Sounds like a good work out.

Now seriously paint this picture (if you can):

shoulder length brown hair (brown ok with you boys? Blonde is a bit outdated don't you think? - sorry to all those blondes out there though, don't mean to sound rude - honest).


slimish - well not skinny, so sorry to you if thats ya game - am i slowly windling out some of you guys?

Ooohh what else, blue eyes, NO spots - i pride myself on that.

All limbs in tact, no missing chunks or nothing.

What else?


When we said picture i think we meant like jpeg or something like that! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dress size? Getting personal - be asking my bra size next. :shock: :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

london hay , post code will do just fine for me,

Yeah not far from you guys - ooohhh fun!!!


I fancy getting out later this week - anyone up for meeting?

C cup?

I just read what i wrote - getting out, makes me sound like a hermit. :oops:

iv'e got a 225 cup, but not a C cup :lol: :lol:

Yeah not far from you guys - ooohhh fun!!!


I fancy getting out later this week - anyone up for meeting?

name the time and place, :wink:

I can do tomorrow, but after that i am on holiday for a week

where abouts roughly in london are you, :?:

Oh shame - going any where nice?

Morroco and Tenirife
Business and pleasure!

You not about then :?:

What tomorrow?

God your're an eager beaver aren't you?

its all going wrong, im in hospital on wednesday,

whos got an eager beaver :lol:

you getting to know me now :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

haha

Hospital? Hope everythings ok andy bassett..

Now Jamie, i am thinking you are in need of some loving from anything if you are so eager to meet up, and what you only known me for a couple of hours. AND - i do not know anything about you, except you are divorced, selling a wedding ring and ask silly questions - ooohh and you are going on holiday soon.

Actually thats probably a lot more than what most people know about each other before they do the naughty deeds and i mean NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!!!

You ask the questions and I will answer

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY, now were talking man language :lol:

ash here is one of our jamie

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b325/andybassett/DSCF1380.jpg

Out of that whole post, two words really stood out!!! :lol:

Ok JamieMac - oh yeah i forgot i know you are 30.

Ok colour hair?

Eye colour?

Height?

Build?

Favourite position? :P

ok As above including on the bonnet of the car :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmm sounds good - can't really make you out in that picture, except you're wearing a womans coat...... only joking!! :P

How much do you love your car then JamieMac?

Looks a lot by the picture.

ok 5ft 10 blue eyes brown hair athletic erm professional anything else?

I hate my car to be honest :cry:

Sounds good - what build are you?

erm athletic so i would say medium ish

Travis perkins i think he is

Oh right ok, cheers Andy :wink:

:lol: Andy :lol:

erm athletic so i would say medium ish

athletic as in millets size :lol:

Oh right ok, cheers Andy :wink:



First of all its shinyautos.com now its bloody Andy. you got a thck one here jamie!



Only joking ash! :lol: :lol:

Yeah just getting a feel for what you look like Jamie, thanks to Andy.

Hey calling me thick - i was talking about Andy Bassett!!!

That what i mean bit thick i am! :oops: :oops:

Awww bless - you can't be thick, take a look at your quad.

Gotta be thick to do what i'm doing with it! :lol: :lol:

Aww you sound like a right sweetie.

Yeah just getting a feel for what you look like Jamie, thanks to Andy.

wat have i done now :?: :lol:

He is you know :lol:

So they say!


:roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hahaha you lot are NUTS!

And jesus... your one skatty 21 yr old :) Your fitting in well ;)

well you know what we are like Bubbles

Gagging for it ;)

yup
:lol:

sound great dont she,

you coming along to???

Now your talking! :lol: :lol:

naaa babes, i only do one on ones ;)

Im sure she'll let you watch us?

hell yeah, hope they got plenty of time to spare.

could be a long day.

hell yeah, hope they got plenty of time to spare.

could be a long day.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bubbles you will have to tell her what is expected photo wise!

generally anything showing a bit of flesh is accepted ;)

this forum just gets better :lol:

a bit or alot,

seeing as your the king of avatars

**** me....i go and watch some telly and next thing i know this place has turned into blind date.

Alex mate its not Blind Date its BLIND - Da - DATE :lol: :lol: :lol:

I know what you mean Alex, i had to go last night, and i come back and have loads to read.

Nice to meet you Bubbles - but i only do one on ones with guys. However, if more would like to join in then yes of course they can be female.

But i can't see myself alone with a women, unless i know i am turning a guy on! :P

In that case then Job done Ash, you and bubbles it is then! :lol:

Um not too sure about that shinyautos.com.

what the f00k have i missed here. Spend one night at work and theres a post 9 pages long !!!!!!

Welcome Ashleigh.

Surprised non ones mentioned the FCS :-)

FCS? :?

French car show in May

Sorry - i'm new. Thank you for explaining.

Yes i have heard about this show, however, i didn't know it was in May :oops:

But now i do, thank you davelee225.

No probs, if your interested in coming, your more than welcome. Its Sunday 28th May. So far we have 26 225's going.

Ah, my partner won't have his car by then - think he is picking it up beginning of June.

no probs, if you still wanted to come to look around or met up with some of us, your more than welcome.

Judging by the posts im sure jamie will be thrilled if you did.

ash here is one of our jamie

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b325/andybassett/DSCF1380.jpg

He doesn't love the car, he's trying to hold it together. :lol:

ha lol true

haha.

Well if Jamie is offering to take me there and look after me, then yeah i guess i'll be up for it! :P

Other fine examples of our Jamie

http://hosted.hornstein.co.uk/Megane/Pics/Brands/CIMG2843.JPG

http://hosted.hornstein.co.uk/Megane/Pics/Brands/CIMG2823.JPG

http://hosted.hornstein.co.uk/Megane/Pics/Brands/CIMG2722.JPG

Hahaha bless!

ooh I am a celebrity :lol: :lol:

I will take you Ashleigh :roll:

i hate it wen i go to work, i miss all the fun :(

Glad to hear you will take me Jamie :wink:

In everyway possible :wink:

taken any way of your pleasing :lol:

I like a good ride in a nice fast car :P

Your all sluts!!!

Can I join in :?: :lol:

I'll leave it up to Jamie to decide - become quite fond of him!!! Eh Jamie? :wink:

Your all sluts!!!

Can I join in :?: :lol:

ello fella hows you, and have you meet ash.

I like a good ride in a nice fast car :P

good job i got no rear seats then, plenty of room for a good ride :lol:

Why haven't you got any rear seats? Is that a silly question? :oops:

ooh this is so good, room for more!! :lol: :lol:

its a 155mph shag palace :lol:

Your all sluts!!!

Can I join in :?: :lol:

ello fella hows you, and have you meet ash.

I'm well mate, missed you all this weekend.

Ash seems like a V.nice gal

155mph? I like to ride faster than that! :P

she sounds lurvley

only joking its just for show as i very rearly have passengers in the car and wanted some on the road power from the car :roll:

Better bring some plugs :lol:

Butt plugs

Your all sluts!!!

Can I join in :?: :lol:

ello fella hows you, and have you meet ash.

I'm well mate, missed you all this weekend.

Ash seems like a V.nice gal

we will do it again soon wen jay is back of his hols and im fighting fit again wen i get out from hospital.
me you adam jay go for a beer with ash one afternoon.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MMMMMMMMMMMMBBEEEEEEEER :D

this is boarding pornography........and will not be tollerated........................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......................................Unless im part of it :twisted:

Hey Alex - nice to hear from you again, think you were one of the first to say hello.

So how are you?

So when we meeting up for this drink, which i am mentioned to be going, but haven't been invited to yet?

Am i going to be the only girl there? No-one has a other half to bring along?

i accordingly invite ashleigh out for a drink with the boys one day wen best suits you :D

and hello and good evening

:D

Yup drinks sounds good to me!


Do love a bevvy or two.... :lol:

whos bevvy ??????????

haha

So anyone got an other half or are you guys all free and single and there for the taking? :wink:

Come on surely, i cannot be the only gal going?

All married and kidded up for me :D

whos bevvy ??????????


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

haha

So anyone got an other half or are you guys all free and single and there for the taking? :wink:

ready and waiting huney ready and waiting :D

Bloody hell is this the longest welcome thread yet!

Welcome along Ash looks like you settled in well!
BTW we need some pit girls for the karting 12/13 May if your free! :lol:
p.s. i'm married so you dont have to talk to me :lol: :lol:

Phil

Well i am definitely up for meeting you guys down the pub or something - where would we meet?

But i don't think i would feel comfortable being the only WOMAN :P there. Come on i don't know any of you do i? So someone must have a girlfriend, wife, sister they can bring? :?

Hi Phil - nice to meet you.

Hey i can talk to people who are married - i'm not as bad as Jamie and Andy are making out, i can assure you :wink:

Bad influences eh!?

So you not going to follows Bubbles' lead and become a Meganesport pinup?

Its good for club morale!
phil

No i'm not a tart - i like to have fun, but i wouldn't like to show myself off to anyone.

Just the ones that say hello :P

HELLO Ashleigh how are you today? :)

Hello shinyautos.com - i am fine thank you and you?

Was ok until i sat down to dinner 5 minutes ago,

1st of all i knocked my coke in my dinner plate so my food was now swimiming in coke, finally squeezed it all out of my chicken bun, after cleaning the table up, i then put some ketchup on my bun and it bloody squirted all over the table and floor,



I GIVE UP! :roll:



I can never think why people call me lucky. :evil:

haha

Coke as in cola? :P

Hi Phil - nice to meet you.

Hey i can talk to people who are married - i'm not as bad as Jamie and Andy are making out, i can assure you :wink:

I read that quickly and read that andy and jamie were making out....... :shock:

haha

Now i wouldn't mind seeing that! :lol:

haha

Coke as in cola? :P



Yep not as in white stuff! :lol:

THIS IS MY 1500's post of which 1499 posts have been total bull****. This one is gonne be special.

So here we go














BURP

Nice :?

anytime :P

Well i am definitely up for meeting you guys down the pub or something - where would we meet?

But i don't think i would feel comfortable being the only WOMAN :P there. Come on i don't know any of you do i? So someone must have a girlfriend, wife, sister they can bring? :?

ok ill bring my ali with me if it makes you feel better seeing as your new partner jay :lol: is going to.

Hi Phil - nice to meet you.

Hey i can talk to people who are married - i'm not as bad as Jamie and Andy are making out, i can assure you :wink:

I read that quickly and read that andy and jamie were making out....... :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

he is from brighton after all :roll:

:shock: shocked :shock:

By the sea side? Skinny dipping all round then :P

and thats just in my place :lol: :lol:

Can i join in?

Don't think you need to ask ash! :D

Jamie, your red passion wagon back on the road?

Hello everyone again - looking forward to the weekend? :D

nope, im working :(

Noooooo working on a weekend? Weekends are meant to be for fun... :P :P :P :P

my job is fun. spoiling other peoples :lol: :lol:

Oooooohhhh what do you do for a job then? Sounds interesting :P

its top secret :wink:

MI6? :lol:

I can neither confirm or deny :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I could tell you what he does for a living


But then i'd have to kill you :shock:

ha lol, one that got away :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hummmmmmmmm I wonder!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So what does everyone else do for a living then? Or are all your jobs top secret too? :P

i now sell cars again

Have a guess what i do Ash! :wink:

your a giggalo arnt ya adam!

****!! This has got to be the longest welcome ever!

Hello Ashleigh. :D


P.S. Adam is a flasher by trade 8)

Hi denty225.

How are you? :)

Nice to meet you :P

Has anyone actually got shagged in this thread yet or did that all die out?!

Has anyone actually got shagged in this thread yet or did that all die out?!


Still open for offers if your asking!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So we are slowly wokring our way through finding out who is taken and who isn't.

I am assuming that means you are single and up for it then shinyautos.com?

:P :P :P :P :P

Got a lovely girlfriend Ash! :wink:

^^^ Typical bloke lol

^^^ Typical bloke lol



Oi you! :lol: :lol:

Well fair enough if you're gf joins in but behind her back is a huge no no!!!

Agree with you Karen! :wink:


What time you round? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I favour slim petite brunettes :wink:

I favour slim petite brunettes :wink:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi denty225.

How are you? :)

Nice to meet you :P

I'm fine thanks :)

And before you ask, so are the kids!

Another honest member - glad to hear (denty).


So anyone got any plans for tonight and the rest of the weekend?

mates birthday tonight so we are heading down to the boarderline just off shaftsbury avenue in central london. Good ole indie club :)

Hello to everyone ........ again ..... :P :oops: :P

elllo! :P

Hello you :P

hello you aswell!

:P

I am so bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go to bed its late!!!!

:lol: :lol:

http://www.seawatch.org/img/two_sharks.jpg

Hello Ash nice to see sharks are on this forum too.....

huh?

And a big shout out to shinyautos.com, andybassett and ****ie for making me feel so welcome, even though i wont have the pleasure of (part) owning a megane 225 now :P :cry:

double huh?

MANUMANUM

huh? :shock:

Am i missing the plot here? :roll:

Start going on about the lpc, hebegebe dobedo thingy ash that'll get em going

Ok, i am going to be doing an LPC and not a BVC, and i am doing it at the BPP!!!


:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

so your not doing a bar vocational course then?! :lol:

well done clever clogs! :P

You want TLA's the armies full of them! :lol:

Army - too scary for me. I am quite vulnerable :P :oops: :P

I need someone to look after me? Any offers? :P :? :P

Army - too scary for me. I am quite vulnerable :P :oops: :P

I need someone to look after me? Any offers? :P :? :P

Jamies an ex-Marine i'm sure he is more than capable of looking after you! :D

Someone mention me 8)

Hmmm, not sure he would though. Would you Jamie? :roll:

I look after number 1!!!!!!

Bloody hell - a response!

Wow. This post is getting very long. Took me ages to read through it. :lol: :lol:

BTW hello ashleigh. :D

Hi Ado - good luck for today! :P

Thank you. I hate it that my seat is always at the front in exams. :(

Yeah me too - cant see what everyone else is doing then :lol: