Ok guys,

Own up who have you raced and what were the results ?

I have raced the new Gold GTI and an Audi TT Quatro and also a Clio 182 and beat all three. LOL

Not allowed to say, I get shouted at :cry:

Destroyed and old shaped SEAT Ibiza GTI (i was like a cat with a mouse, just playing :lol: ) The funny thing was it had the tiniest charv in the driving seat, could only just see his head above the steering wheel.

Not allowed to say, I get shouted at :cry:

Ha Ha, i remember that thread :wink:

225 V CTR = Total level

225 V LCR standard = Total level

225 V LCR revo = upto 120 mph not much in it after that i lost (private road obviously) :(

225 V Teg = Nothing in it untill you hit a roundabout side by side :cry:

I done a Nissan Prairie the other week in my Transit, but he got me on the hill!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I done a Nissan Prairie the other week in my Transit, but he got me on the hill!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Haha you need to get one of them super duper resister in a box goodies! :lol:

SL 500 on the M25 up to 140 and you all know the rest ( bang wallop)

new focus rs but both motors were new ( ie mine and his )

my cousins porsche boxter 3.2, pips me every time ( re map no chance )


and got walked all over on pull away from the lights and wen we hit the motor way, i was doing around 60 and just floored it and it ****ed all over me,

£5 to any one who can guess wat it was, ill even give you a clue. it was a van not a car

siera cossie van..

SL 500 on the M25 up to 140 and you all know the rest ( bang wallop)

new focus rs but both motors were new ( ie mine and his )

my cousins porsche boxter 3.2, pips me every time ( re map no chance )


and got walked all over on pull away from the lights and wen we hit the motor way, i was doing around 60 and just floored it and it ****ed all over me,

£5 to any one who can guess wat it was, ill even give you a clue. it was a van not a car

Was it me!!!!!

No point racing, i always win :wink: :lol: :lol:

siera cossie van..

nope

SL 500 on the M25 up to 140 and you all know the rest ( bang wallop)

new focus rs but both motors were new ( ie mine and his )

my cousins porsche boxter 3.2, pips me every time ( re map no chance )


and got walked all over on pull away from the lights and wen we hit the motor way, i was doing around 60 and just floored it and it ****ed all over me,

£5 to any one who can guess wat it was, ill even give you a clue. it was a van not a car

Was it me!!!!!

er no

vivaro?

BT Van

i wish but no ( right size van tho )

Sky van? :lol:

think more model of van not company name

SL 500 on the M25 up to 140 and you all know the rest ( bang wallop)

new focus rs but both motors were new ( ie mine and his )

my cousins porsche boxter 3.2, pips me every time ( re map no chance )


and got walked all over on pull away from the lights and wen we hit the motor way, i was doing around 60 and just floored it and it ****ed all over me,

£5 to any one who can guess wat it was, ill even give you a clue. it was a van not a car


I thought with all that crap in the back my van might whoop you :roll:

Was it me!!!!!

er no

ice cream van, turbo charged :-)

A vivaro.?? ? ? ? ?

ice cream van, turbo charged :-)

nope :lol:

A vivaro.?? ? ? ? ?

nope

Transit?

Jamie Olivers VW Camper Van with Porsche engine.

Transit?

nope

Jamie Olivers VW Camper Van with Porsche engine.

its about as rare as that

Mr t's van


Or was it judge dredge's one?

Not one of those huge Dodge 500bhp things?

Mr t's van


Or was it judge dredge's one?


you crazy fool. nope

Not one of those huge Dodge 500bhp things?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sadly no.

clue. it comes in a van or can be used as a mini bus, ie like the transit.

should be easy now

A van as in a box van or a pick up?

The playbus :lol:

clue. it comes in a van or can be used as a mini bus, ie like the transit.

should be easy now

Is it Denise Van Outen

the vw caravelle

Wasn't there a jet powered ford transit being used at shows, a couple of years ago??

A van as in a box van or a pick up?

how many pick up mini buses have you seen :lol:
NO

clue. it comes in a van or can be used as a mini bus, ie like the transit.

should be easy now

Is it Denise Van Outen

go away you

A van as in a box van or a pick up?

how many pick up mini buses have you seen :lol:
NO

Didn't see that post! :lol:

Wasn't there a jet powered ford transit being used at shows, a couple of years ago??

there was but dont think they allowed to drive that on public roads

Merc AMG van?

Merc sprinter

Merc AMG van?

we have a winner. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

it was a 05 vito van sitting up my arse till we hit the motor way, got to 60 middle lane and i nailed it, the van went in the out side lane and ****ed all over me.

it looked like it was poss on 19"s it had 2 x massive oval zorsts either side and had VITO 55 AMG on the back as she went pass.

i was not amused being beaten by a van.

£5 in the post mate.

£5 in 1 pence pieces :lol:

Ha ha! Can you not remember they had a one on Top Gear last year sometime. Might not be the same one but it was sort of a Jeep/Van.

not sure.

iv never seen one b4, not sure if they even sell them to be honest, might be some ones creation but **** me did it go, even had that super charged growl that they have blasting from the rear.

This it?

Site is in Japanese though......

http://www.cty-net.ne.jp/~mana-hi/car%202.html

close but thats the old vito, tis AMG one was the new shape vito and looked very ****ed of from the front and :shock: :shock: all round

close but thats the old vito, tis AMG one was the new shape vito and looked very ****ed of from the front and :shock: :shock: all round

Just found this, not pictures though..

http://cars.yahoo.co.uk/b/a/cr_Mercedes-Benz/Vito/0-3443/100354123.html

Vito muscle van
Mercedes has given its Vito van a steroid injection and shoehorned a muscular six-pack under the bonnet. The Vito 123 shoots straight to the top of the LCV performance league, thanks to a V6 petrol engine that makes it easily the most powerful van on the UK market. The 3724cc powerplant pumps out a massive 231bhp and a maximum 345 Newton meters of torque and propels the new model from 0 to 62mph in a Gti-like 8.3 seconds, topping out at 125mph. Mercedes acknowledges that the Vito 123 offers far more power and performance than the average van operator needs. This new model was developed primarily with the specialist 'blue light' and armed response sectors in mind, and that is where the bulk of its sales are predicted to come from. However, a small number of vehicles will be available to retail buyers who want to revel in the extra power. Peter Lambert, van sales and marketing director for Mercedes-Benz in the UK only expects to sell around 100 souped-up Vitos a year. He said: "Although this vehicle is aimed at a highly specialised market, we believe it is vital to offer our customers the widest choice possible." Standard specification for the new Vito 123 will include air conditioning, alloy wheels with wide, low-profile tyres and auto transmission. Prices start at £19,260 for Compact-bodied models, with Long versions at £19,540 and Extra Long coming in at £19,930.

^^ Would have to be faster than that to beat the 225

i floored the megane at 60 and there aint much that can pull away from you and make you look like you are standing still and this thing did, must have had the full 500bhp as most of the 55 AMGs do

Wouldn't mind one of them!!! :shock:

to right,

Seriously it sound abit like my van :!:

hehe had a v.small two stage blat both times off an empty roundabout onto a bypass tonight, nothing silly but the female owner of a 911 carrera 4 was mightly unimpressedm she was driving fast and was reet up my arse so i had to have a quick go. nothing in it straight line and i was quicker 30-60 to the point where i over took and pulled side by side ! but then on the next roundabout using the diff i was already pulling initially due to the silly grip it has.
bet she wondered what a renault megane was doing not being undone by a 911 !

think it was the 297-310hp model an early 2000 hehe.

she had clearly bought it for image as she wasnt anything special and it had a front bulb out id imagine it was a right showing off tool for her.

muahaha