Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole.

Her neighbour looked over the fence and asked her, "Hey Nancy, what are you up to there?".

"My Goldfish, Flipper, died, so I've just buried him", she said.

The neighbour laughed and teased her, " don't you think that's a rather large hole for a Goldfish my dear?"

To which she replied, "That's because he's inside your f***ing cat!!!"