Matmaxedout
19-06-2006, 19:44:20
>A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the Bank of New York
>office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the
>car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off
>the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the
>Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the
>police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions,
>the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful
>midnight blue Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel
>beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
>
>After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
>in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners
>are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
>don't notice anything else in your life."
>"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs Lee the
>Porsche owner.
>The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
>off when the truck hit you."
>The Londoner looks down in horror ."F***ING HELL !"he screams .................................................. ......................................
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"Where's my Rolex??..."
>office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the
>car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off
>the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the
>Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the
>police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions,
>the man starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful
>midnight blue Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel
>beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
>
>After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
>in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners
>are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you
>don't notice anything else in your life."
>"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs Lee the
>Porsche owner.
>The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn
>off when the truck hit you."
>The Londoner looks down in horror ."F***ING HELL !"he screams .................................................. ......................................
.................................................. .................................................. .
.................................................. .................................................. .
.................................................. .................................................. .
"Where's my Rolex??..."