: Blind man.....



Hair Bear
17-08-2006, 22:08:35
:lol: Blind man walks into a chemist, picks his guide dog up and starts swinging it round his head....
Confused assistant comes over and says "Can I help sir"
Blind man says "No thanks....just looking round" :lol:

andy bassett
17-08-2006, 23:31:12
really bad :lol:

dboy
24-08-2006, 11:22:59
Lionel Ritchie was in a supermarket smacking all the goods off the shelves with his white cane.

The shop assistant comes up and says "What the f*c# are you doin' Mate !"

'Just lookin' !"

Hair Bear
24-08-2006, 11:46:34
:? Lionel Ritchie? :?

dboy
24-08-2006, 12:44:39
Nicole Richie's Father.

Ex Lead SInger from the Commodores.

Pop Icon from the 70s.

Blind Black Man.

Any more questions....... :D :D :D :D :D

dboy
24-08-2006, 12:45:30
Oh, Tinkled a mean Ivory too !!

Alex
24-08-2006, 13:56:48
Lionel Richie wasnt blind was he?

I thought that was stevie wonder.

shinyautos.com
24-08-2006, 14:01:16
Lionel Richie wasnt blind was he?

I thought that was stevie wonder.


Me too! :lol:

Ash
24-08-2006, 14:14:11
Lionel Ritchie isn't blind, he drove the reasonably priced car on Top Gear. I think you mean either Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder. :P

Alex
24-08-2006, 15:25:38
as stevie wonder himself would say.......

VERY SUPERSTITIOUS

Hair Bear
24-08-2006, 19:35:09
:lol: Yeah....i'm sure he means stevie wonder or he's takin the **** :lol:

Hair Bear
24-08-2006, 19:37:10
Nicole Richie's Father.

Ex Lead SInger from the Commodores.

Pop Icon from the 70s.

Blind Black Man.

Any more questions....... :D :D :D :D :D

:lol: Yeah, have you ever been kicked off any pop quiz teams?? :lol:

dboy
25-08-2006, 09:52:57
Ok Ok - I meant Stevie Wonder. :oops: :oops:

Nothing better than just completely stuffing a joke up. :cry:

I'm going to crawl back into the corner now and work on getting my foot out of my mouth. :(

shinyautos.com
25-08-2006, 10:13:29
Ok Ok - I meant Stevie Wonder. :oops: :oops:

Nothing better than just completely stuffing a joke up. :cry:

I'm going to crawl back into the corner now and work on getting my foot out of my mouth. :(

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hair Bear
25-08-2006, 11:04:36
:lol: Stay off that Fosters Dboy :lol:

dboy
25-08-2006, 13:51:22
Yeah Yeah......

Its the only thing that I can wash down the hugh chunks of "Humble Pie" with !! :D :D

Hair Bear
25-08-2006, 15:14:47
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: