Flasher

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Anita were
sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher
approached from across the park.


The man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of
them, opened his trench coat and exposed himself. Gertrude
and Maude both had a stroke.


But Anita, being older and feebler, bless her heart,
couldn't reach that far.