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A teenager comes home from school and asks his dad, ‘What’s the difference between potential and reality?’ His dad says, ‘I’ll show you. Ask your mum if she’d sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.’

So the kid goes to ask his mum, ‘Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?’ His mum says, ‘Don’t tell your father, but yes, I would.’ Then he asks his sister, ‘For a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?’ She says, ‘Yes!’

The kid goes back to his dad and says, ‘I’ve got it. Potentially we’re sitting on two million bucks – but in reality, we’re living with a couple of slags.’
 
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