The Naked Jogger

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
>>>>>One wet
>>>
>>>>>and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her
>>>>>horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
>>>>>
>>>>>"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
>>>>>husband's home early!"
>>>>>
>>>>>"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out there!"
>>>>>
>>>>>"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she
replied.
>>>>>He's
>>>>>got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your
problems!"
>>>>>
>>>>>So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out

>>>>>the window!
>>>>>
>>>>>As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly
>>>>>discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual
>>>>>marathon, so he started
>>>
>>>>>running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
>>>>>
>>>>>Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
>>>>>blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of
>>>>>runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged
>>>>>closer.
>>>>>
>>>>>"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
>>>>>
>>>>>"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully
free!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always run carrying your
>>>>>clothes
>>>
>>>>>with you under your arm?"
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get
>>>>>dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
>>>>>
>>>>>Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried,
>>>>>
>>>>>"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nope.........just when it's raining"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> :lol: :lol: