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Why the Brits aren't so Bright.

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Facts and figures......

3 Brits die each year from testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree whilst the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker-pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted into A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

and finally....

In 2000, 8 Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up in the toilet.
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Always! :lol: :lol:
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

Yeah me neither :lol:
iv probably done all that :roll:
cainsey said:
iv probably done all that :roll:
How many lives you got mate? :lol: :lol: :lol:
The worst thing is i've done most of those things :?
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